A real jackass.

Have you seen or heard about a TV show, jackass? Americans do some crazy things to make people laugh. Well when I was about 17 or 18, my friend Dan said that we should do something crazy. It was during the winter break....we had plenty of snow on a grass of the front yard. We climbed up on the his house's roof, and jumpef off from it. and of course there were a guy on a ground video taping, who was too afraid to do. I did it too, it hurt on me kneee and we decided to not doing it anymore. Then we went back in his house, and decided to slid. There were a stairs which go downs to a basement, Dan put a long board on a stair. We took out a red small slid from somewhere, and took off to the basement. It got faster than we expect. He crushed in to a wall. Well when I did that, since I was heavier than Dan, slid got even more faster...Boom! Crushed into a wall, fortunately I did not get injured this time.lol
This is not like a jackass, but I had a cell phone which has a voice recorder on it. One of my best friend Andy, was thinking that he wanted to break up with his girlfriend. So I took my cell phone out and recorded what he said about his girlfriend, and after he finished, I send the memo to his girlfriend. A couple minutes later she called to Andy's cellhphone, and they got huge fight that night. Oops. Well Andy said thank for giving her a reason to break up with him, but I got beat by his girlfriend. lol